Two reasons I’m glad I’m not a celebrity:
One reason I’m glad there are celebrities:
hmmm…i think i understand.
reason 1: because tom cruise should have never given people the idea to tape themselves playing a fake “guitar” while in their underwear
reason 2: there is only one tom cruise
reason 3: celebrities suck at dancing.
yes, yes, i think i get it. you are stellar.
I agree with your take but would also add…
Why I’m glad I’m not a celebrity: I won’t be asked to dance around in my underwear to sell video games just because I have a recognizable face and because I have no control over my own life.
Why I’m glad there are celebrities: To amuse me with maroon and blue polyester suits and Jack-Black-like facial expressions. Gets me every time.
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